What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:52
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why do men like low maintenance women?
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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